Funny — Tyler Thompson, LMFT, LPCC

Sense of humor, satire, irony, parody, absurdity

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Two muffins are in an oven. One turns to the other and says, "It's getting pretty hot in here, huh?" And the other muffin screams, "Oh my god, a talking muffin!"

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Two cows are in a field. One cow says, "Hey, did you hear about that outbreak of mad cow disease? It makes cows go completely insane." The other cow replies, "Good thing I'm a helicopter.”

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Two windmills are getting to know each other on a wind farm. One asks, "What's your favorite kind of music?" The other replies, "I'm a big metal fan.”

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The other day I was … Oh wait, that wasn’t me.

—Steven Wright

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No one: What do we want?
Zombies: Brains!
No one: When do we want it?
Zombies: Brains!

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And the best thing
you've ever done for me
is to help me take my life
less seriously,
it's only life after all

—Indigo Girls

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Laughter is more than just a pleasurable activity. When people laugh together, they tend to talk and touch more *and make eye contact more frequently.***

—Gretchen Rubin

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To laugh like a brook
when it trips and falls
over stones on its way

—The Sound of Music

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Is he who laugh last,
children,
Is he who win

—Bob Marley

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Never be afraid to laugh
Just be glad that you know how

—Gillian Welch

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My joy is like spring,
so warm
it makes flowers bloom
all over the earth.